Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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