New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Shame is for Republicans.
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