I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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