Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
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he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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