question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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