Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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