i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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