i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
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i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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