I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
