so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I have aggressive nipples.
So vagazzling was a success
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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