She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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