come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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