I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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