Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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