it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Randomize
