is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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