someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
