it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
