direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
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Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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