Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
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It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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