Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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