He is an equal opportunity slut.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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