I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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