Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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