I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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