did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
We are all done wearing pants today
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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