Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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