I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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