Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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