Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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