Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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