Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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