everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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