your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Ladies don't puke and tell
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
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