just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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