i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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