Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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