Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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