I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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