yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
YAS. BRING CRAB.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
