I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Randomize
