Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Randomize
