Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
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Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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