I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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