what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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