You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
