It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
She's the barista slut.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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