how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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