WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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