im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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