I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
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