i just wanna soil my oats bro
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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