Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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