Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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