problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
