Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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