She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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